(I made a mix CD for a boy who I had been hanging out with who recently moved..)
Her: "That's weird. That's like a nice, girly thing to do, not like you at all. Why did you do that? You're so weird, weirdo."
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Her: "Ew! Look at your toe, you have some kind of foot fungus! Gross!"
Me: "Kelly, that's nailpolish."
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(We were watching the Superbowl and a commercial for Bruce Springsteen's halftime show comes on..)
Her: "That redhead's his wife, betcha didn't know that, dumbass!"
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And just for kicks,
Kelly made-out with an Arab man wearing sunglasses inside the bar last night and her friend's younger brother the night before.
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no. no. no. no. no. stop it.
ReplyDeleteas for the arab? at least i'm not a racist.
hahahahahaha i LOVE this.
ReplyDeletehahaha delightful!
ReplyDeleteOf all the competing blogs in the world, i think this one is the best.
ReplyDelete3:09 PM Kelly: NO SHOTS
ReplyDeletei just watched this special about shots on ur 21st birthday
and you're a lightweight and u'll die
3:10 PM me: don't you worry about it. i won't have shots.
3:11 PM Kelly: finre you're also not getting drunk
because i am not letting upuke
in my apartmetn!
3:12 PM me: first of all, i've puked once because of drinking and that was 2 years ago.
3:13 PM Kelly: okaaaaay
me: and 2nd of all, IM GETTING DRUNK ON MY 21ST BIRTHDAY
Kelly: NO YOU'RE NOT!!!
me: YES I AM
you're being irrational
Kelly: NO I'M NOT YOU'RE NOT EVEN DRINKING
me: YEA okay
this is what i have to deal with!