Example #5

Her: "I wish ***** got you pregnant. Then you'd have to move back to Boston."
Me: "First of all, that's a horrible thing to say. Second of all, why couldn't I raise my fake baby here?"
Her: "You are clearly incapable. It would have fetal alcohol syndrome."
Me: "I obviously wouldn't drink while I was pregnant."
Her: "I know you. Yes you would. Things would be going fine then there would be some lonely New Year's Eve..."
Me: "I'm done with this conversation."