Her: "I wish ***** got you pregnant. Then you'd have to move back to Boston."
Me: "First of all, that's a horrible thing to say. Second of all, why couldn't I raise my fake baby here?"
Her: "You are clearly incapable. It would have fetal alcohol syndrome."
Me: "I obviously wouldn't drink while I was pregnant."
Her: "I know you. Yes you would. Things would be going fine then there would be some lonely New Year's Eve..."
Me: "I'm done with this conversation."
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Examples #2, #3 and #4
(I made a mix CD for a boy who I had been hanging out with who recently moved..)
Her: "That's weird. That's like a nice, girly thing to do, not like you at all. Why did you do that? You're so weird, weirdo."
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Her: "Ew! Look at your toe, you have some kind of foot fungus! Gross!"
Me: "Kelly, that's nailpolish."
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(We were watching the Superbowl and a commercial for Bruce Springsteen's halftime show comes on..)
Her: "That redhead's his wife, betcha didn't know that, dumbass!"
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And just for kicks,
Kelly made-out with an Arab man wearing sunglasses inside the bar last night and her friend's younger brother the night before.
Her: "That's weird. That's like a nice, girly thing to do, not like you at all. Why did you do that? You're so weird, weirdo."
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Her: "Ew! Look at your toe, you have some kind of foot fungus! Gross!"
Me: "Kelly, that's nailpolish."
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(We were watching the Superbowl and a commercial for Bruce Springsteen's halftime show comes on..)
Her: "That redhead's his wife, betcha didn't know that, dumbass!"
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And just for kicks,
Kelly made-out with an Arab man wearing sunglasses inside the bar last night and her friend's younger brother the night before.
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